respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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