a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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