At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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