I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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