The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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