whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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