OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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