Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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