if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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