i don't like sucking hair
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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