so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Why can't burritos get me drunk
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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