We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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