Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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