we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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