i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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