Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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