He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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