He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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