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• (678): View more from Georgia

  quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

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  too late i think im gettin a gcui

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• (805): View more from California

  It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"

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• (530): View more from California

  Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.

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• (415): View more from California

  My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night

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