Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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