ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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