nutella sex= disaster
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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