After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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