Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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