I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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