I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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