Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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