If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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