I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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