it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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