Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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