Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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