On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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