Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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