sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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