people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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