i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
