Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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