Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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