If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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