Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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