it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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