So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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