well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
if i died would you start the facebook group?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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