I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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