There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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