do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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