Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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