do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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