hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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