I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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