new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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